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31st Oct Halloween Jokes One Liners Short Quotes Sms for Kids Adults Riddles Tumblr :-  Halloween in just on our door step to knock the door of celebration, on this 31st Oct 2018 we are sure you have done a great preparation to celebrate this halloween. If you are worried to wish your friend on this halloween then we are happy to share with you Halloween Jokes and one liner short quotes which you can send to your collages friends.Or if you are paling to wish your friends a naughty style then you can scroll down to get some 18 + adult Jokes of Halloween. we are sure you are going to enjoy our superb collection on halloween. Hilarious Halloween 2018 Prank ideas Videos backfires for Party Friends Tricks

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Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • What does a ghost call his mom and dad?…His transparents.
  • What did the skeleton order with his drink?… A mop.
  • Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
  • Why did Dracula go to the library?…He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
  • What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
  • What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?…A pumpkin patch.
  • What song do vampires hate?…”You are my sunshine!”
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  • Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?…Because you can see right through him.
  • What do you call a witch at the beach?…A sand-witch.
  • Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?…Because he didn’t have the guts.
  • Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?…Because he wanted to get some muscles!
  • What do skeletons say before they start to eat?…Bone appetite.
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert?…I scream.

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Halloween Jokes for 18+

  • What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares.
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations?…They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
  • What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch?…Life Savers.
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?…The actors get stage fright.
  • What did the little ghost say to his mom?…”I’ve got a boo boo.”

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  • What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?…Sherlock Bones!
  • What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
  • How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!
  • Why was the big hairy , two-headed monster top of the class in school?…Because two heads are better than one.
  • What do you read on Halloween?…BOO-ks

Happy Halloween Funny Short Quotes

  • Knock knock…Who’s there?…Frank…Frank who?…Frankenstein!
  • Knock knock…Who’s there?…Orange…Orange who?…Orange you glad it’s Halloween?!
  • Knock knock..Who’s there?…The ghost and the invisible man…The ghost and the invisible man who?…Long time no see!
  • Monster: It is a very hot day today! Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade? Monster: Yes! Witch: Poof! You’re lemonade!
  • Which circus performer is a vampire’s favorite snack?… The juggler.
  • Where ghosts water ski?… On Lake Erie.
  • Where do ghosts go to relax?… The Dead Sea.
  • Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?… They’re so WRAPPED up in themselves!
  • What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!

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OMG, such a awesome night is going to celebrate on 31st oct 2018 hope you guys are prepared to bang halloween with your friend enjoy your level best on this halloween we have completed our promise to provide you the best adult jokes on Halloween. now its time to got share these jokes with your friend on any dam social media sites where your friend are available.

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